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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

5 hours ago with 104,802 notes

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

5 hours ago with 470,488 notes

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

9 hours ago with 271,261 notes

sammydeedge:

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

they also used i.e. wrong

9 hours ago with 141,896 notes

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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9 hours ago with 56,676 notes

silohouettes:

Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

9 hours ago with 121,861 notes

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

9 hours ago with 298,933 notes

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